BrainFreeze

So I was gonna tell the story about the time I got brainfreeze on the freeway and I couldn't see and I thought I was gonna get in an accident because I was blinded by my tears. But I decided against it. Here's my reasoning. Lately that seems to be like my favorite story to tell, which initially seems like a good reason to share it with the world (because I know everyone reads my blog, people can't stop talking about it, its a hit! right?) via my blog. However, I realize that I'm much more funny in person. So I'm gonna keep that one up my sleeve. I'll use it as the hilarious story I use to impress girls on dates. So if you're really interested in hearing about my brainfreeze you'll have to date me...ladies?