Pranked?

There's this kid I work with at the Bird. He's a host, probably 16 or 17, so I'll try to cut him some slack for the lower maturity level... But... Ok, here's the deal, he walks around saying "your shoes untied." Then when you look down he laughs hysterically, and says something like "aw man, I got you so good." Thats not a prank, its just lying. I could call up my roommate and ask him to pick up some toilet paper cause we're all out, then when he gets home say "Dude, just kidding, we have a whole pack right here, I can't believe you fell for it, you're so stupid!" There would be no reason for my roommate to think we weren't out of toilet paper, and there's no reason to ever think your shoes not untied... I could see the humor if a person was wearing sandals, or barefoot or something. But come on man, figure out funny

Worn Out

The plan was to work nights at Target 'til school started back up... I've been doing it for 4 weeks and I'm totally worn out. Today at Red Robin I was barely functional. We'll see how long I can tough this out for

Jack Ryan

So I watched Patriot Games the other day. Which is an awesome movie. Anyway, it prompted me to google Jack Ryan. There have been 4 Jack Ryan movies, and a number of books. Anyway, I was super disappointed to see that there are plans for a new Jack Ryan movie staring... Ryan Gosling. Putting Ryan Gosling in a movie is a great way to discourage dudes from watching anything. Not that Ben Afleck and Alec Baldwin are great (I had a hard time getting through The Hunt for Red October for quite some time because of Alec Baldwin). Although Ben Afleck is a pretty good choice if you're trying to cast a young Alec Baldwin. Maybe Harrison Ford just gave me high standards for Jack Ryan

Reasons

Reasons not to vote for McCain

1. He's old: He's 72, which really isn't that old. Lets try to steer away from discrimination, K Democrats? Not an honorable trait 
2. He's sided with Bush 90% of the time: Name something you dislike that Bush did other than the war. Cat got your tongue?
3. Palin's from Alaska and they're all backwards up there: Discrimination again? Come on guys

Reasons to vote for Obama

1. He's a good speaker

Sorry Democrats, I'm smarter than that