The Manning's

So we all know that Peyton's the best quarterback of the Manning's (no disrespect Archie, we still think you're tight). Plus he's way more likable than Eli. He had those awesome commercials a couple years back ("you're my favorite accountant..." classic), and he doesn't always look like he could burst into tears at any given moment. Anyway, we know Peyton is 1 billion times better than Eli, but it doesn't look that way this season. Eli's looking really good. And Peyton?... Not so much. So what's the deal? Here's my theory...

We know that Peyton had two surgeries during the off-season. We've been told that they were both knee surgeries, but thats not true. The first was a knee surgery, the second was that surgery from FACEOFF (that movie with Nick Cage, and John Travolta). So Eli and Peyton secretly switched places. Its kind of like in The Parent Trap where those twins switch places just for funzies, only a lot more expensive and controversial. So in reality Eli's playing on the Colts and Peyton's playing for the Giants, which explains why the Giants are kicking butt and Indy's only mediocre. It makes sense if you think about it. In fact if you really think about it, its the only logical explanation.

Plus here's these, just because they make me laugh...